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“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I g…

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I g…

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"Who needs sock shopping when you've got a built-in ventilation system? 😂🧦 Just call me the master of improvised footwear techniques! 👣 #SocksWithBenefits"

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  • Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.
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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged foot, hole, humor, i, sarcasm, shit, sock, witty on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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