“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I g… Commentary:"Who needs sock shopping when you've got a built-in ventilation system? 😂🧦 Just call me the master of improvised footwear techniques! 👣 #SocksWithBenefits" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole. My husband told me that he used my sock trick on a recent trip, so he wouldn’t lose any. Reader, my “sock trick” is rolling matching pairs together. Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock. Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock. Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.