Commentary:
Well, that's one way to get your earful of adventure! 📚👂😄
16 Funny hole quotes
Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.
Commentary:
Trying to be a cartoon cake thief IRL? That's a recipe for disaster! 🎂🪚🤣
I’m old enough to remember when the hole in the ozone layer killed us all off.
Commentary:
Guess we're all living in the sequel that never got made! 🌍😄☀️
Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.
Commentary:
Trying to stay on track with my sock secrets! 🚆🧦🤫
If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.
Commentary:
"Nothing screams romance like a man with a shovel and a dream! 😂🏖️👷♂️ #SandcastleGoals"
Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?
Commentary:
"😂 Who knew physics could perfectly describe your Friday mood? 🚀🕳️ #EternalSnack"
Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.
Commentary:
🤣🐰📚 "Guess I'll have to hop back to real school because Professor YouTube didn't give me a diploma!" 🎓😂
Glory hole but for forehead kisses.
Commentary:
"Introducing the latest trend in wholesome affection: the forehead glory hole. Because sometimes all you need is a little kiss on the forehead to brighten your day… and maybe a sprinkle of mystery."
I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.
Commentary:
"Well, at least you haven't lost all your marbles… yet! Just be careful not to let them roll out through that small hole in the bag – you might need them for a game of mental juggling later!"
Santa punched a hole in my wall because I left him soy milk.
Commentary:
Uh oh, looks like Santa traded his milk and cookies for a boxing glove this year! 🎅🥊 Who knew he could pack such a punch over a dietary preference? Next year, maybe leave out some extra sturdy wall repair kits just in case! 🔨😅