Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your halo is just as fragile as your alibi šš" Related funny posts š¤ If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry. Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time. Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead. If Iām wrongly accused of a crime, Iām going to prison. Iām way too introverted to have an alibi. Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.