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  • We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.
  • Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.
  • The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.
  • Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.
  • One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.
  • I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.