You can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know. Posted on6 months ago6 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYou can pronounce it “Nude Jersey” and no one will know. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt. A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking. I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.