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Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Anyone know if we got the meek inheriting the Earth today?

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

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Making waves on Twitch:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

Making waves on Slack:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

Just landed via YouTube:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

Just landed via Facebook:

Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

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83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

63 shares on Instagram this month:

Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

63 shares on Snapchat this month:

You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

40 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

75 shares on Threads this month:

The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

50 shares on Telegram this month:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

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As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

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I used to question authority, but now I question everything.

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There is a grave concern that this post will produce zero likes.

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Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Dear razor commercials, please stop shaving hairless legs. If you want to impress someone, shave a gorilla.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

Trending via Telegram:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Just shared via TikTok:

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Just landed via Facebook:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Going bananas on X:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

Making waves on X:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Just landed via Instagram:

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

Going viral on X:

Type of person to take the long way home just to listen to more music.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

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