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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

Commentary:
😂 "Ah, the irony of needing the Heimlich Maneuver while struggling to say 'Heimlich'! Talk about a tongue-twister in a moment of distress. Say 'Heimlich' five times fast before breakfast to prepare yourself – you never know when you might need it! 🤣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged choking, Heimlich, humor, impossible, joke, maneuver, pronunciation, thing, wordplay on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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