Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.
  • I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them.
  • I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.
  • Adulting has stunned me into silence. I have no thoughts, no remarks and no commentary at the moment.
  • I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning.
  • I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.