27 funny quick quotes - Wordgag

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

May 29, 2026

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

May 29, 2026

A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

May 28, 2026

This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

May 28, 2026

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

May 27, 2026

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

May 27, 2026

Scooby-Doo led me to believe that if I were ever really scared, I should run super-fast in place.

May 27, 2026

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

May 27, 2026

I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

May 27, 2026

Big decision to make? Sleep on it. Have a nightmare. Then you’ll be operating on pure adrenaline and will choose more quickly.

May 27, 2026

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

May 27, 2026

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

May 27, 2026

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

May 27, 2026

Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

May 26, 2026

“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

May 26, 2026

People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

May 26, 2026

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

May 24, 2026

I’m not good at quickly making up derogatory names on the fly, unless I’m driving.

May 23, 2026

Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

May 23, 2026

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

May 23, 2026

I drive home so quick after work like I’m late for the house.

May 22, 2026

Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.

May 22, 2026

Massage therapist asked how I felt about chiropractics and I told her the guy who invented it says he learned it from a ghost, and that shut the conversation down pretty quick.

May 21, 2026

Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

May 21, 2026

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

May 20, 2026

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

May 19, 2026

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

May 19, 2026