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When you hit play on a Drake song, make sure to have a therapist on speed dial 😅🎧
134 Funny ask quotes
I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.
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Who needs social media when you can just post your thoughts directly into the universe? 📡🤔🌌
Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave.
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Sounds like someone needs to update their definition app! 😂🕵️♀️🔍
Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.
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Revolutionary dating strategy: discover the mystery of a woman by asking absolutely nothing 😅🕵️♂️🙈
If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.
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Sure, I'll hang out… right after my imaginary pet unicorn learns to fly! 🦄✨
Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.
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Sounds like he's on a purse quest—treasure chest and all! 👜😂🏴☠️
The gym gives you energy, but you need energy to get to the gym. Feels like a pyramid scheme, if you ask me.
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Definitely a multi-level workout program 😂🏋️♀️🛑
If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.
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If Microsoft Edge can shoot its shot, you can too—just make sure she’s not a Chrome user first 😂💻❤️
Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?
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Trying to spend more time watching holiday movies than putting out work fires; January me can handle it! 🎄🔥✉️
Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.
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When you know your step count is already too low, so you turn shopping into a full cardio session 😅🛒👟