Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.
- Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.
- It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.
- People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.
- When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.
