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Cats insisting on extreme stunts: 9 lives. Me? Just 1 very stressed one 🤦♂️🐱😂
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I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.
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When your out-of-office message is living its best life while you're stuck in a meeting 🤔📧🎉
Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.
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Guess I've been a trendsetter with my patented "Who Needs Lunch?" diet! 😅🥴🍽️
I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.
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Guess the only thing ghosting harder than my phone battery is you! 👻📱😂
It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.
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This explains why I'm constantly terrified of algebra… 😱📚🤯
Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.
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After all these years, looks like the chat app finally got a breather! 😂🤐📢
Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places.
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When a grocery trip turns into hide and seek! 🛒🔍😅
I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.
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Sure, can't wait for my resale value to go up when I finally return all those 'borrowed' French words! 😂📚🔤
“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.
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Looks like my family tree just got a little more "unc"ertain! 🌳🤔😂
We’ve historically done extremely well with regime change, so this should be a piece of cake.
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Oh sure, because nothing says 'piece of cake' like juggling chainsaws blindfolded 😂🎂🔧