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Relatable level: unlocking a secret achievement in the game of life 🎮🙃
15 Funny fault quotes
I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?
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Finding out it wasn’t your fault at work feels like discovering a hidden chocolate stash when you thought you were on a diet 🍫😆🎉
If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.
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Remember, Mary's water broke, not their patience! 😂🛒💦
Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.
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Even my cat's hairball incidents get a heartfelt "Sorry!" 😂🙈
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.
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Sounds like you're playing "Guess Who?" in real life! 🤔🙉💭
My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?
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Cats have an MBA in blaming others. Next, they'll demand an apology letter and a spotless résumé. ☕😹
When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.
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Blame it on the invisible ninja, because my feet have the grace of a giraffe on roller skates! 🤦♂️🦒🎢
When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.
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"Just doing my civic duty as a professional 'not-my-fault' driver! 🚗💨⬇️ #BlameTheSnail"
Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.
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"Ah, the universal rule of traffic: Blame the person in front and proudly claim innocence in the line of chaos! 🚗💨😅"
It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.
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"Oops, I guess 'stunning' can be quite the double-edged sword! 😂 Maybe next time specify if you're going for 'stunning like a rainbow' or 'stunning like a deer in headlights.' 🌈🦌 #OopsDidIDoThat"