14 funny fault quotes - Wordgag

I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

May 19, 2026

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

Apr 1, 2026

Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

Mar 31, 2026

One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.

Mar 31, 2026

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

Mar 30, 2026

When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

Mar 30, 2026

When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.

Mar 30, 2026

Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

Mar 30, 2026

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Mar 29, 2026

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

Mar 29, 2026

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Mar 26, 2026

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Mar 25, 2026

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

Mar 25, 2026

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Mar 25, 2026