I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need. Posted on5 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all. That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item. Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’. There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’. I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.
