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Playful quote about resisting Amazon while drinking, with a witty hashtag about avoiding Prime.

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

Commentary:
"Someone please create a 'Prime Time Intervention' plugin to save us from drunk shopping sprees on Amazon! 🛑🥴 #ShopSober #DontDrinkAndPrime"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Amazon, browser, browser plugin, drink, drinking, hashtag, humor, i, moderation, need, online, online shopping, plugin, prime, self-control, shopping on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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