That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

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Oh, the joy of online shopping surprises! 🎁😅 It’s like Amazon is reminding you, “Hey, time flies when you’re hunting for the perfect gift!” ⏰🎉 Looks like you’ve just won the “Efficient Shopper of the Year” award! 🥇🎁🤣

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