Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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"Oops, took a wrong turn at Scooby-Doo and ended up in reality instead! šŸ‘»šŸ¶ At least there are fewer ghosts but boy, do those mysteries at work sure keep me on my toes! šŸ”šŸ˜…"

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