Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDefinitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time. I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to. If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van. If you ever see me running, it’s either away from my problems or towards an ice cream van. I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.
