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I'm starting to think the aliens finally figured out that their "Earth Reality Show" is way too unscripted! 👽😂
82 Funny point quotes
People act like a gay son is a dead end in the family tree, as if the whole point of trees isn’t to bear fruit.
Commentary:
🌳 When life gives you a gay son, it’s time to make the family tree fabulous with fruity flair! 🍎🌈
One firework is enough to get the point across.
Commentary:
Looks like we’re sticking to the ‘less boom, more wow’ philosophy! 🎇😅
Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..
Commentary:
He’ll yeah, autocorrect has a mind of its own! 🤖😂
My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.
Commentary:
Sounds like your ex had a PhD in emotional GPS! 📉😂
Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.
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Hurry up, Casanova, before my liquid courage goes on a coffee break! 🍺😅
I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.
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Rolling with style from the basement to the bottom floor! 😂📉⬇️
Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.
Commentary:
When existential crises get boring, just add friends and watch as the "point" becomes slightly less blurry 😂👀❤️
Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.
Commentary:
Wow, this sounds exactly like the "Deep Thoughts and Sprint Out" teaching style! Now I know why students are always running out of the classroom. 📚🏃♂️😂
At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I would just go.
Commentary:
Joining the circus one questionable decision at a time 🎪🤡🌲