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  • I suffer from awesomnia.
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  • I hope none of the people I vowed to ā€œhelp hide a bodyā€ ever actually need my help.
  • I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.
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