Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit! Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppVoice messages. Just call, goddamnit! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages? Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere. Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation. Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend. If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.