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87 Funny message quotes

Funny message quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle a dash of humor into your day 😂 Whether you’re crafting a clever text, writing a witty card, or just need a giggle, these gems are sure to deliver a chuckle or two 😄 From puns to punchlines, let these snippets tickle your funny bone and brighten up your conversations with a playful twist! 😉✨

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Your suitcase just texted. It’s getting bored.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Always the drunk texter, never the drunk textee.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

This email could’ve been sex.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I love when someone texts “hey,” like I’m supposed to solve the rest.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

You’re my least favourite notification.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

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