36 funny voice quotes - Wordgag

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

May 23, 2026

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

May 23, 2026

Sometimes I’ll call in, disguise my voice, and insist on speaking to me, or I’ll take my business elsewhere.

May 21, 2026

If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

May 21, 2026

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

May 21, 2026

There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks.

May 20, 2026May 20, 2026

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

May 20, 2026

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

May 20, 2026

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

May 20, 2026

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

May 19, 2026

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

May 19, 2026

I’m a huge fan of saying “You’re welcome” really loudly when people don’t say thank you.

May 19, 2026

Alexa, play everyone that played me.

May 19, 2026

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

May 19, 2026

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

May 19, 2026

I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much.

May 19, 2026

Feel like if a bunch of gays were stranded on a desert island, they’d all drop that voice thing in, like, a day.

Apr 1, 2026

Kind of miraculous how much love can be summoned and how much your day can be improved by just looking at an animal and saying stuff in a weird voice.

Apr 1, 2026

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

Apr 1, 2026

My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

Apr 1, 2026

People argue with me more in my head than they do in real life.

Mar 31, 2026

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Mar 31, 2026

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

Mar 31, 2026

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Mar 31, 2026

Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

Mar 30, 2026

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

Mar 30, 2026

Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

Mar 30, 2026

He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

Mar 30, 2026

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Mar 29, 2026

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Mar 29, 2026

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Mar 29, 2026

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Mar 29, 2026

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Mar 29, 2026

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

Mar 29, 2026

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Mar 27, 2026

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Mar 26, 2026