The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

The worst thing I've seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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Seeing a paycheck after a tough day be like: “Is this a joke or a cry for help? 🤦‍♂️💸” Remember, laughter is the best medicine – unfortunately, it doesn’t pay the bills!

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