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Finally, a place where 'explaining my 2-year gap' means 'recovering from my ex-job'! 😅📉✨
233 Funny workplace quotes
Having a job is lowkey a great way to stay hydrated, ’cause you get so bored you start drinking water for fun.
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Turning water into fun since hiring day! 💦😄 #StayHydrated
Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.
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"Working hard on my urgent tasks, like waiting for that raise… 😂💼⏳"
Work beef is so unnecessary, like, just do your job and go home.
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Beef belongs in the fridge, not the office! 🥩🏢😆
It took two days to elect the Pope. It shouldn’t take five interviews over a month to hire someone.
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If the Vatican can do it in 48 hours, why does my job hunt feel like a season of Survivor? 🤔⏳🗳️
My office job is a ruse, a cleverly designed adult daycare to prevent me from causing any trouble.
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Sounds like you're the star of a sitcom called "The Office: Playpen Edition" 😂🤹♂️
(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.
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You're basically my time-traveling mini-me! 👶🕰️😂
On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.
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Another day, another HR meeting. At least I've got points for creativity! 😂💼
I hope this out-of-office message finds you well.
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When your out-of-office message is living its best life while you're stuck in a meeting 🤔📧🎉
This meeting could have been a cave painting.
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When you've gone from hunting mammoths to hunting for the unmute button 🦣😂🎨