I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall. Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian. Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive. I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car. If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.