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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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"Trying to rally all those bones, muscles, and cells in the morning is like herding cats… except there's way more of them! ๐Ÿฆด๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”ฌ Just give them a few snooze button taps to kick-start the party in there! โฐ๐Ÿฅณ"



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