A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a sugar daddy when you can have a glucose guardian? Keeping it sweet and scientific! 🍬🧪 #sweetandsavvy" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”. Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal. Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!” Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times. April fools prank: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine.
