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A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

Commentary:
"Who needs a sugar daddy when you can have a glucose guardian? Keeping it sweet and scientific! 🍬🧪 #sweetandsavvy"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged daddy, gender-neutral, glucose, guardian, humor, joke, relationship, sugar, wordplay on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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