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If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

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I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.