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Funny quotes » I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes
I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.
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I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

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