Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

Commentary:
Looks like someone’s multitasking their way through questionable arithmetic! 🧮💼 Who knew the abacus had a dark side? Just remember, the IRS might catch those sneaky moves! 😜🕵️‍♂️

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