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Master of random skills, professional procrastinator extraordinaire! 🤹♂️🧘♂️📅💥
40 Funny skill quotes
It’s not fair when attractive people are also good at things.
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I tried being both attractive and talented, but the universe said "Pick a struggle" 😅🌎✨
The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.
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Mastering the art of code-switching: going from fancy-pants to casual-dude in 2 seconds 🕶️👔➡️👖😄
I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.
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Sounds like my car might qualify for a gym membership with all that speeding and stopping! 🚗💨🛑😅
Art is about learning to draw shittier on purpose.
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Mastering the fine art of doing it wrong with style!
As you can see from my résumé, I am proficient in lying.
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Applying for the secret service are we?
Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.
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Why is it that ducklings can master swimming on their first day, while I'm still trying to figure out my washing machine? 🐥🌀
The more I practice, the luckier I get.
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Looks like I'm doomed to be hilariously lucky at this rate! 🍀😂🎯
The greatest research skill you can have is being a nosy bitch who wants to find out.
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When your nosiness finally pays off with a PhD in everyone's business 🕵️♀️😂📚
Women pretending not to see men staring at them is an essential survival skill.
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Mastering the art of "ignore and walk away" like a ninja in heels! 🕶️💁♀️💃