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  • Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.
  • One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.
  • I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.
  • You can eat cheesecake for breakfast if you want to. No one can stop you. The police can’t even stop you.
  • You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.
  • I just refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good to watch.