Thanksgiving should be called Feaster. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThanksgiving should be called Feaster. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day. Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody. If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers. Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions. Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.