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Funny quote about Thanksgiving: a witty reminder to focus on the wine, not life questions.

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Commentary:
"Who needs deep conversations when you've got a bottle to pour out all your woes? 🍷 Thanksgiving goals: keep the wine flowing and the questions to a minimum! 😂 #CheersToAvoidingAwkwardChats"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bottle, celebration, drinking, family, food, holiday, humor, just, life, me, pass, Thanksgiving on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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