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August really is a shape-shifter! 😎🦇 One minute we're sunbathing, the next we're carving pumpkins in flip-flops! 🎃👻
230 Funny holiday quotes
We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.
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Sundress Warriors Unite! 🌞👗 Respect to the breezy queens who keep summer stylish. 🎉🍹
Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.
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Time to fast-forward to Christmas and call it quits! 🎄🎅 Bye, 2023, don't let the calendar hit you on the way out! 🎉👋
It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.
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Standing atop Christmas, but the bells are on a coffee break 🎅🔔☕
Santa’s elves listen to wrap music.
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Sounds like Santa's workshop is dropping some serious holiday beats! 🎅🎶🎁
Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.
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Sounds like the Grinch is trying a new diet plan on us! 🍪😂🎅
It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.
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"Guess everyone's resolutions are to avoid leftover fruitcake! 🥳🎄🎊"
Christmas is a very special time when I give my brother a $100 gift card, and he gives me a $100 gift card.
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Ah, the Christmas tradition of exchanging the exact same gift card amount… it's the thought (and math) that counts! 🎅💸🎄
If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.
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Ghosts better bring their A-game, because I'm about to teach them the true meaning of Joy-Con drift! 👻🎮🎄
Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.
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Lying around like a professional sloth is officially self-care training! 🛌😴🦥 #Goals