I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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"Meeting your older sister is like walking into a live-action reality show called 'Gray Hair Chronicles'! 🤣👵 Can't wait for the inevitable 'silver lining' jokes she's got up her sleeve! 💁‍♀️✨"

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