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Meanwhile, in the cola peace talks: "Can't we all just fizz along?" 🥤✌️😄
24 Funny rivalry quotes
Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.
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Testing sibling boundaries: the ultimate survival training! 😂🤼♂️🔪
Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?
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When your rivals choke, it feels like winning the championship! 🏆😂🙌
I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.
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Those kids are playing with fire; they're about to learn what a real life ninja mom can do! 😂🥷🔥
If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.
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I guess it'd be the first case of mutually assured soccer destruction! ⚽💥😂
Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.
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Talk about car-ma! Sure hope he has GPS to navigate through the tears 😂🚗💔
If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.
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Is my bed a secret wrestling ring I didn't know about? 🤔🤼♂️🛌
Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!
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I've seen y'all clap for pineapple on pizza, so your boos just add to the symphony of chaos! 🍍🍕🎭
Nobody watches you harder than people who don’t like you, so give them a show they will never forget.
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Putting on a performance worthy of an audience that won't leave a tip! 🎭😂📸