Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Commentary:
Oh, the irony! 😆💻 It’s funny how we now spend hours on end scrolling through cat videos and memes when the internet was supposed to make our lives more efficient. Well, at least we’re saving time in some alternative universe where cat videos are considered time well spent! 🐱🕰️

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