Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

I’d like to shrink you down and add you to my keychain.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.