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  • “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.
  • Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.
  • I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.
  • I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.
  • I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
  • “Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.