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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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Needing to stretch is so funny. Your body is like “Ughhh, make me longer!”

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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“How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know.

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People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Just landed via Reddit:

People often mistake me for an adult because of my age.

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Going viral on Telegram:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Just shared via X:

Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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You look like you can go as yourself for Halloween.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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“Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” is now 40 years old. If you have an earworm now, you also have back pain.

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Wow, can you believe "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" is turning 40? 🎂🎉 If you're humming that catchy tune, you might also be feeling the back pain of nostalgia creeping in! 🎶💔 Just remember, with great music comes great responsibility… to stretch and take care of your spine! 💪😄

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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If a ham is allowed to spiral then so am I.

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“It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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I am convinced that some of you are failed experiments that gained sentience and escaped from a lab.

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Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Just landed via YouTube:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Breaking via Instagram:

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

Live now on Slack:

One day you’re young and fun, and the next thing you know, you’re staring out of a window for no reason.

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If I text you an accordion emoji, it means you better start acting accordingly.

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