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Sounds like you've discovered the secret portal to the Nap Dimension! 😴⏰👾
119 Funny hours quotes
Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.
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Finally found something more reliable than my last text buddy 🤑📱🤷♂️
Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.
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After a 6-hour research session, we're officially qualified judges… of absolutely nothing! 👩⚖️🤷♀️🕵️♂️
You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.
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When you've played so long that your fridge starts narrating your life story 🎮😂 hallucination level unlocked 🚪🔊
Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.
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Not my first choice for a superpower, but at least the bat gossip is *batty* fabulous! 🦇🗣️😂
Jobs are so clingy. Why do you need to see me 40 hours a week?
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Work really needs to respect my personal space; we're not even exclusive! 😂📅✋
It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.
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Weekend warrior at doing absolutely nothing, and still earning a gold medal in napping! 🛌🤣💤
Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.
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Guess being exposed to fluorescent lighting for 40 hours a week really warms up the workplace, huh? 🔥🏢😅
Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?
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Sure thing! 🍕😴 Maybe we can squeeze in a pizza, a nap, and a Netflix binge all in one night! 🍕📺😅
First in my bloodline to scroll Twitter for hours.
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Breaking family records one tweet at a time!