Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

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Looks like someone mistook "pet bed" for "people bed" and poor Goldie didn't stand a chance! 🐠💤 #SleepingWithTheFishes #FishOutOfWater

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