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Guess all those brave parents took an arrow to the naming knee! 🏹😂
118 Funny lot quotes
I complain about being an adult, but the real problem is being poor. Being an adult with money must be a lot of fun.
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When being an adult means fighting boss battles without the gold… can I trade my +1 Stress for some coins? 😂💸
It’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot, and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary.
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It's like being a contagiously charming word ninja! 🥷💬😂
My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.
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Sounds like you're the master of solo adventures! 🕵️♂️📚 #SecretPastLife
Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore.
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Living the dream, where the house is kinda mine and my wallet is officially free! 😂🏡💸
Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.
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Can confirm! My brain cells take a vacation every time I read a "there, their, they're" debate! 🧠✈️😂
This family has a lot of nerve wearing all these clothes after I just did laundry.
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When you realize laundry is actually an endlessly repeating cycle of betrayal 😂🧺🌀
A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.
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🤣😂 Well, when it comes to secrets, silence is definitely golden… unless your friends have already mined those nuggets! 💎🙊
Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.
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Job hunting is just a treasure hunt where the treasure keeps getting relocated! 🗺️✨ If I find it, you'll hear the victory dance from miles away! 🎉💃
Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.
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Looks like someone missed the memo about the population's "Buy One Get One Free" promo! 🤔👶😂