Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"BRB, just took a detour through the Twilight Zone! β³ππ" Related funny posts π€ I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour. I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person. Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base. That gap in my resume is from when I was lost at sea. People tell introverts to talk more and get out of their comfort zone, but no one tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable.