Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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“Looks like someone did some extensive research in the name of personal hygiene! 🍫🧼 Who knew that the key to satisfying your sweet tooth actually lies in the soap aisle? 😂 Maybe next time we’ll see a soap-scented chocolate bar hit the shelves! 🚿🍫 #SweetAndClean”

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