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Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

If you start a sentence with “Let me reiterate…”, I’m gonna ignore it the second time too.

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Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

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I’ve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee.

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Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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Long distance relationships can work if the four of you all truly trust each other.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

Just shared via TikTok:

Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Reported on YouTube:

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

Trending via Messenger:

Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

Just shared via YouTube:

AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

Spotted on Threads:

I purposely overcook my holiday turkeys so I don’t have to hear anyone at the table say, “moist.”

Making waves on WeChat:

It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Making waves on Twitch:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

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43 Funny taste quotes

Funny taste quotes 🍕😂 are the perfect spice to sprinkle on your day! Whether it’s comparing life to a piñata of unexpected flavors or finding humor in a cup of curiosity ☕, these witty lines add a pinch of laughter to every bite. Dive into a world where taste buds and giggles meet, and let the chuckles tickle your palate. Get ready to savor the humor and let your taste for fun run wild! 🎉😋

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2 days ago
Share →: Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Commentary:
Sounds like Coke is my inner caveman's choice, but Sprite makes me feel like I'm solar-powered! 🌞🦖🔋
1 week ago
Share →: Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

Commentary:
When your playlist takes you from spa day to a full moon werewolf rave 🌕🎶🐺
1 week ago
Share →: Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Commentary:
"Next on your playlist: 'Professional Counseling Sessions' – they really hit all the right notes! 😂🎶🛋️"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Commentary:
"Purple: the official flavor of mysteries we accept 🍇🥤🤔💜"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

Commentary:
"When your cauliflower insists it's a T-bone, but it's clearly a florets-in-disguise 😂🥦🍖"
4 weeks ago
Share →: I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Commentary:
"When your favorite rapper drops a new track and you're like, 'Where's the beat, the flow, the magic? Oh wait, it's lost!' 🎵🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️"
1 month ago
Share →: I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

Commentary:
"Turning 30: when your taste buds schedule a surprise party with sauerkraut as the guest of honor! 🥳🥬😂"
1 month ago
Share →: “What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

Commentary:
"Playlist diversity champion right here! 🎶🙌 If it jams, it lambs!"
1 month ago
Share →: At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Commentary:
"When your guilty pleasure playlist becomes your main soundtrack 🎶😎 #NoLongerInDenial #MusicTakesTheGuiltOut" 🎧😂
2 months ago
Share →: Salt is just angry sugar.

Commentary:
"Someone needs to give salt a yoga mat and a calming playlist! 🧘‍♂️🎶🤣"

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has shared:

If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

Going viral on Twitch:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

Spotted on Twitch:

Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body.

Making waves on WeChat:

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Trending via Messenger:

A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”

Spotted on Instagram:

Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

Trending via Discord:

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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