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When your literary standards are so high, even Dua Lipa can't hit the right note 🎶📚😂
67 Funny taste quotes
There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected.
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I'm still waiting for my refund after that salad scam! 🥗💸
Root beer tastes like the way Abraham Lincoln looks, and I can’t explain that.
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Root beer: the only drink that lets you taste history while making you question reality 😂🤔🥤🎩
I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.
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😂🐱 Proof that cats are the masterminds behind all major negotiations. They'd rather stage a hunger strike than eat subpar kibble! 🍽️🧠
Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.
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Guess I'm a genius when I'm listening to classical, but just mildly interesting when I switch to pop! 🎶🧠
Apple juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol, but it’s too shy.
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Apple juice: the introverted cousin at the fruit cocktail party 🍎🍹😄
My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.
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Lemonade connoisseur in pursuit of the perfect sip, or just thirsty for punishment? 🍋😂
Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.
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Sounds like they majored in "Torture Tunes" at DJ University 🎶🚗😂
You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?
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That's because deciphering the lyrics is the only challenge more hair-raising than listening to the songs! 🎵🕵️♂️🔍
Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.
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Ah yes, the great battle of nutritional roulette vs. dependable Dorito dust! 🍎🎲🔶