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Finding true love one slice at a time! 🍰❤️😋
39 Funny chocolate quotes
Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.
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Looks like we've got a marshmallow emergency on our hands! 🍫🧑⚕️🔥
According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.
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Looks like my sweet tooth is speeding up time! 🍫🎅😆
Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.
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Dark chocolate: fulfilling my daily veggie quota since forever! 🍫🥦😄
The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.
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Sounds like the perfect bedtime lineup: sweet dreams and cocoa beans 📚🍫💤
Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.
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"Who knew the secret to green fashion was just Mother Nature's clearance sale? 🍵🍫😜 #Trendsetter"
Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?
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"Listen to my body? But it's the same body that thinks six donuts is a balanced meal! 😅🍩🍩🍩"
Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.
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"True story: My willpower has a blackout every time chocolate enters the scene! 🍫🤷♂️😂"
Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.
When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
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"Who knew that the secret to managing stress was hidden in the sweet treat aisle all along? It's like our bodies are literally spelling out the solution for us – 'stressed' backwards is 'desserts', so why fight it? Indulge in some tasty therapy and let your inner dessert connoisseur guide you to a stress-free existence!"