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1 week ago
Share →: Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Commentary:
“Guess I should start calling it DadGPT! 😂👨‍💼🤦‍♂️”
2 weeks ago
Share →: Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

Commentary:
“Who knew the Founding Fathers were just ahead of their time in creating ‘America’s Next Top Drama’! 🎬🇺🇸🤣”
3 weeks ago
Share →: Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

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Commentary:
“Me pretending I have inner peace like 🍃😌🍃 #WorryLevelExpert”
4 weeks ago
Share →: I don’t have red flags, I have fun facts.

Commentary:
“Fun facts? More like fun-sized chaos! 🚩😜 #LivingOnTheEdge”
2 months ago
Share →: I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Commentary:
Well, sounds like this person’s personal fun fact is… they’re a certified fun-hater! 🌊😅 Maybe they’re just afraid of being flooded with awkward questions. Or perhaps they prefer swimming in their own mystery — no towel required! 🏊‍♂️🤫 #MysteryMode #AvoidingSmallTalk
2 months ago
Share →: Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

Commentary:
Looks like WhatsApp’s just chilling in the “waiting for my soulmate” phase! 📱💤 Guess it’s more fun when you’re swapping memes and emojis with your crush, but solo? That’s just silent treatment with a badge. 😅💬 #SingleLife #WhatsAppWoes
3 months ago
Share →: Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like your son truly deserves the “Toast Tenacity Trophy” for his heroic battle against misshapen breakfast! 🏆🍞 No loaf left behind! #ToastGoals #BreakfastBravery
3 months ago
Share →: Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Commentary:
“Ah yes, Malcolm Twitter – bringing social justice one tweet at a time! Who knew a name change could lead to such a revolutionary transformation?”
4 months ago
Share →: It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

Commentary:
“Remember, parents are just winging it too! 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ After all, who needs a manual when you can create one with trial and error? 😂 #Parenting101 #MistakesWereMade”
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Commentary:
“Ah, yes, the classic case of hindsight heroism! 🦸‍♂️ It’s amazing how quickly everyone becomes a genius once the outcome is already set in stone. 🤓🔮 Remember folks, foresight is the real superpower! 💪😄”