Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppYour honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail. The inventor of archery: Man, I really wanna stab that guy over there. Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother. I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard. I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.