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31 Funny cake quotes

Funny cake quotes add a delightful twist to our favorite sweet treat! 🍰😂 Whether it’s playful comments about cake indulgence or witty remarks on baking mishaps, these quotes capture the joy and humor surrounding cakes. Enjoy a laugh as you savor every slice! 😄🎂

5 days ago
View →: The fewer friends at your birthday party means more cake for you. Follow me for more life hacks.
3 months ago
View →: When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
3 months ago
View →: Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!
3 months ago
View →: She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.
3 months ago
View →: My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake.
4 months ago
View →: I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.
4 months ago
View →: My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.
4 months ago
View →: Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.
5 months ago
View →: The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.
5 months ago
View →: “This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.
5 months ago
View →: I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.
5 months ago
View →: Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.
5 months ago
View →: You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.
5 months ago
View →: Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.
5 months ago
View →: On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.
5 months ago
View →: Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.
5 months ago
View →: Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.
5 months ago
View →: As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.
5 months ago
View →: I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.
5 months ago
View →: This meeting could have been a cake.
5 months ago
View →: I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.
5 months ago
View →: Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?
5 months ago
View →: Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.
5 months ago
View →: Don’t wait for later to eat the cake. Do it now, before another mammal of your household finds it.
5 months ago
View →: I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.
5 months ago
View →: How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?
5 months ago
View →: I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.
5 months ago
View →: I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.
5 months ago
View →: “This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.
5 months ago
View →: I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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