Commentary:
That's like a tooth fairytale where dentures and yachts are best friends! 😂🦷⛵️
14 Funny defense quotes
Let Upamecano come protect my bank account from the withdrawals.
Commentary:
Dayot's defensive skills are more solid than my spending habits! 🛡️💸
No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.
Commentary:
Unstoppable force of cubicle chaos meets immovable snitch 😂🚫📝
Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“
Commentary:
"Classic Carl, always ruining a good flight. 😂💀🦗"
In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.
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Commentary:
"That's what happens when Netflix runs out of episodes! 🤷♂️📺😂"
Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.
Commentary:
Ah, so it appears that the infamous "villain era" defense is making a comeback in today's courtroom drama! 🦹♂️🕵️♀️ We can only wonder what mischievous deeds were carried out during this questionable phase. Your honor, could it be that the defendant's cape and twirling mustache were mere fashion statements of the times? 🎩👀 #VillainEraChronicles
In my defense, Your Honor, I grossly misunderstood the meaning of Boxing Day.
Commentary:
"Your Honor, I plead innocence by virtue of holiday confusion! 🥊🎁 Who knew Boxing Day involved gifts, not rounds in the ring? Just a little mix-up, nothing to knock me out over 😄💼 #LegalMishaps"
In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.
Commentary:
"Well, in my opinion, burning a grilled cheese is a crime punishable by life imprisonment! 🧀🔥😂 #JusticeForGrilledCheese"
Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.
Commentary:
📱😄 "Apologies for the delayed likes! In my defense, my phone has practically been an extension of my hand since the ancient times of 2012. Time flies when you're scrolling social media, right?" 🕰️🤳
Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: Cake or Not Cake? 🎂🔪 Either way, it seems my client was driven by a dessert dilemma rather than a criminal intent, Your Honor! 😅 #CakeOrStab"